I wonder:

Why in Military, the least messy place is called a Mess?

Why 'cum' and 'come' sound similar in English? Why don't 'come' and 'home' sound similar?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?