Bumper Stickers

• Save California - when you leave take someone with you.
• Do Not Wash this vehicle - it's undergoing a scientific dirt test.
• Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
• I still miss my ex - but my aim is getting better!
• I need someone really bad - Are you really bad?
• It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
• Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
• I Hate Coffee - It Keeps Me Awake at Work.
• The best way to change someone's mind is with a rock
• No money in this vehicle - Driver is married
• Since things get better with age, I am approaching magnificent
• To hell with the dog - Beware of the owner
• Horn broken - Watch for finger.
• I got this car for my wife - not a bad trade.
• Hey man, you live in America now - speak Spanish!
• In God we trust - all others must pay cash.
• Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
• To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy.
• Never eat more than you can lift.